I have a date tomorrow with a handsome young doctor who will be taking me out for Sushi. How cosmopolitan is that. Naturally I assume he is rich and well hung, maybe I have watched too much ER and Sex and the City. My friend Lee thinks that I am just shallow. I disagree personally, we all have a shallow and a deep end, is it my fault that I am just not that great a swimmer?

No, he seems like a lovely young man and is a gay geek too, which is always a bonus. The only trouble is I asked him what he did at work yesterday and he answered "stuck needles in people's eyes"

It's a good job I have a strong constitution!