Oh what a terrible feeling it is not being ultra rich. At work today I was so utterly bored I accidentally went on Amazon and bought myself an x-box 360 and a TV as well as a pre-ordered copy of the new Tomb Raider game. Well let's face it, if I can't actually bask in the divine presence of Ms Jolie, I may as well play with the pixellated form that the represented on the silver screen.

I just wish someone told Lara that green shorts are SO last season.

Now all I need to do it put my wallet into counseling to help it recover from the shock. Poor thing, ah well I do need to get used to spending on impulse for when the millions start rolling in.