I have decided I have had enough of dating now. That's it. No more, ever! Instead I shall embrace my new web-geek, blog savvy tendencies and from henceforth when I meet a new guy and see him more than once it shall be known as "BETA testing a new boyfriend"

Yes! It is perfect for me. If things go wrong and I screw up, it doesn't matter, it's in beta. If I find someone I like more, its upgrading to a better server. When I zone out and stop listening to him blather on about American idol, I am just activating the spam filter. Oh, and when he proves to be atrocious in bed and I throw him out at 3am I am simply performing a system purge.

Sometimes I love technology, it helps me justify my "Flight or flight faster" syndrome when it comes to relationships.