Thursday, April 20, 2006

Well, it appears that Cruise and Snooze have finally managed to drop their sprog at last, how long has she been pregnant for? It seems like several years to me....

I feel for the child really, not only does it have put up with two terminally dull lunatics as parents, but it is some kind of weird catholic/scientologist halfbreed? I mean how much more screwed up can the poor tyke get? Not only does it have to contend with 'Catholic Guilt' but now it has to be brought up thinking it is a remnant of a million year old soul that was blown up in a volcano by a nuke by space aliens. Ah well, at least it will be pretty.

5 comments:

Shane said...

I feel bad for that kid too. I would surely be reaching for the anti-depressant medications if they were my parents.

Andy said...

I'm just happy that Katie will now have something else to do other than shopping and grinning like a stupid bastard and don't even get me started on the dwarf! :)

sazzysuzie said...

hope Tom enjoys the placenta (yuk), did you read that he intends eating it?

Andy said...

He'll say anything if it thinks it will throw it film even further into the limelight.

Gaymosexual said...

Isn't is supposed to be the woman that eats it? I hear that it contains a lot of vitamins that a lady loses whilst giving birth.