Monday, April 24, 2006

I need a strong alcoholic drink, some chamomile tea with a Valerian root chaser and a relaxing massage from a hot Swedish hunk. Yes, you guessed it, my mother has finally returned home. As always it was lovely spending some quality time with the old maternal menace, but by all the gay gods it's good to have the house back to myself.

I imagine having your mother down for the weekend is rather like having a new maid start (I can only imagine) You tidy up before hand so things do not looks so bad, but somehow they manage to find things that need decontaminating anyway. No matter how hard you try to distract them, they always seem to veer towards that drawer in your room that 'rattles and clanks' and must not be opened by ANYONE except yourself or some guy you are dating that sex has become a little stale with and finally everything needs to be nailed down before it disappears into their handbags!

Hmm you guys must remind me to tell you the story behind the drawer that rattles and clanks sometime. It involves a primary school teacher with an unfeasible large penis!

Aaaaaaand with that, all thoughts of my mothers visit have cleared from my head. Now, do I still have his number I wonder?

8 comments:

Esther said...

I love your blog.♥♥♥
Esther

Gaymosexual said...

Thankyou Esther! We have something in common, according to your Blogger profile, we are both Born in the Year of the Dragon. That naturally means we are better than everyone else.

rob said...

Nice blog....I am terrified of mothers, mine or others'. They have this strange power over everyone, it's almost as if once you are a mother to someone, you are a mother to everyone. At least that's how I look at it. Mother-in-laws are the worst. You really have to clean the house, instead of superficially fluffing the pillows and running a wet cloth along the coffe table surface. No, it's total cleaning time, lifting up the couch and the whole bit.

Pugs said...

Yeah! watch out mother's about..lol
Like the layout of your blog Clint, you alway's put so much thought into your posts.. I wish I could.. lol

Mark Base said...

One Swedish hunk coming up.
Not me; I'm a straight Brit-Canadian living in Sweden, and by no means hunky (by any stretch of the imagination).
But I know some people...

Gaymosexual said...

Rob, I dread to think waht is underneath my sofa. I am convinced I would find Amelia Aerhardyt if I ventured under there!

And thanks Pugs. I find Gin helps a blog entry come along wonderfully...

Gaymosexual said...

Oooh Mark, will I have to be in to sign for him or will they leave him on the doorstep??

Anonymous said...

We would like some URLs for the primary school teacher ...