Thursday, April 20, 2006

I have decided I have had enough of dating now. That's it. No more, ever! Instead I shall embrace my new web-geek, blog savvy tendencies and from henceforth when I meet a new guy and see him more than once it shall be known as "BETA testing a new boyfriend"

Yes! It is perfect for me. If things go wrong and I screw up, it doesn't matter, it's in beta. If I find someone I like more, its upgrading to a better server. When I zone out and stop listening to him blather on about American idol, I am just activating the spam filter. Oh, and when he proves to be atrocious in bed and I throw him out at 3am I am simply performing a system purge.

Sometimes I love technology, it helps me justify my "Flight or flight faster" syndrome when it comes to relationships.

6 comments:

Andy said...

You know, if you want to fully embrace technology then you could invest in a sex suit. Just plug it into your USB port (or firewire if you like it fast), click a few icons and you'll be all sorted!

kev said...

LOL, being no good in bed and talking about American Idol would be plus pints for me :o)

Oh and I may have my own Blogger account soon. Is it nice over here?

Andy said...

I think it's easy enough to use, though some parts i found confusing so i use word press now.

michele said...

Sounds like a plan clint!

team gingerbread said...

Genius idea dude.

Gaymosexual said...

I shall await it to catch on like wildfire!

Oh and yes Kew, Blogger is rather nice ;P