Friday, November 30, 2007

Oh my, I have been awful haven't I! 6 whole months? I promise not to allow this to happen again. Dr Dick has been pestering me to update for ages and as he may one day my have my life in his hands I thought it was the wisest option. I am less worried about the threatening emails to update from Dame Vanessa and her American Cohort as I have the Atlantic between us and the Dollar is so weak it couldn't buy Amy Winehouse some dignity never mind a plane ticket.

I am still drifting aimlessly through life although I was promoted at work which has allowed less time for such frivolities as the internet, socialising and getting up to go to the toilet. Ah well, at least nobody sees the wet patch beneath my swanky new desk. Apart from that there is little news. My BFF and her hunky Husband are moving to Cambridge in a week or two so I shall be able to spend a lot more time with them, indeed a festive menage a trois of sorts is planned for Christmas. She said that I am going to "Do the potatoes and the pudding" I have no idea what that means but it sounds exciting. She is a lady but her husband has a huge penis so I am sure I will not notice her there.

So, anyway. I truly am sorry I have neglected you like Britney did her kids, I promise to try and win custody back! But why not take this break as a nice opportunity to ask YOU a few questions? What do you want to see more of from me? Should the blog stay the same? What would you like more of? Would you like the odd guest blogger now and again? If anyone says more flesh they can forget it unless they buy me a drink first....

1 comment:

Mama Drama Jenny, the Bloggess said...

Kindred squid-phobic soul, You totally crack me up, you kindred quid-phobic soul.